Oh, where to begin. How about a list of all the things Motherfuton is not? Then by using your fantastic reasoning and deduction skillzors, you can determine exactly what Motherfuton is. Better yet, add your own. Of course, if you're a potty mouth sailor kid, I may delete. I do have children, you know.
Motherfuton is not ...
- a CBEST study guide
- a place to meet "chicks"
- a design shop that makes cool websites
- the alter ego of a valley boy
- a blog
- a website (wrap your tiny brain around that)
- a dead, non breathing spoon
- the ashes of your great Aunt Ruth
- a CSS How-To
- a typical web 2.0 talk about nothing blog.
- your mama's chicken noodle soup
- a way to curse at your sister in front of your mother
- Vegetable Lasagna
- very funny
- a sociable network
- soppity
- a crappy emo band
- your mother's futon
- A Venerable Statesman
- a 17 inch horse
- motherfuton?
- the thing you think about to make you tear up when your filming a really emotional scene
- a place to talk crap about your douche nozzle coworker
- a dried-up bowel movement
- a wild female ass
- a wild ass female
- A Trumpet Massacre
- Joshua Blankenship
- screamin in your ear.
- A quadratic equation.
- a long walk in the park
- diaper wearing astronaut
- your mom.
- in alphabetical order.
- Long walks on the beach while kicking dead dolphins.
- A new variety of sub.
- the spoon. there is no spoon.
- colorful
- Your mom.
- Your dad
- Your Grandma
- LOST
- cool
- a place for nerds
- David Bowie's package in the movie Labyrinth
- a seal cub clubbing club
- Ramalama Ding Dong
- a venue through which you can date a hott tech-savvy, aesthetically-inclined trophy boyfriend.
- a place where colour doesn't exist
- A PLACE WHERE TECH SAVVY MAC-HEADS GATHER TO EXCHANGE POCKET PROTECTORS
- FATHERMUTON PC RULES
- Boring
- around the house to the left and through the garage door on the right
- your friend!!
- how you spell 'motherf*cker'...
- Paying my rent this month
- a tasty burger
- well–known celebrity
- Something witty...
- A genius (since "your mom" is listed twice)
- an asparagus dinosaur
- ron burgundy
- bla
- Your mothers futon.
- A LINK FROM JUSTWATCHTHESKY.COM
- famous in japan
- An A'List Blog
- very PHP savvy
- original
- your very own personal assistant
- a chicken sandwich and waffle fries
- "in"
- That thing in the back of your throat
- the latest street wear brand
- your average bear
- Sexy
- right
- less filling
- Motherfuton
- made of asbestos
- A TABLE FROM IKEA