You know that feeling, that taste in your mouth, after you've brushed your teeth. That minty fresh feeling? The one that you think about right before you take a sip of OJ and realize this is gonna suck futons b/c there is nothing worse than minty fresh taste and OJ. Well, maybe there could be something worse, like being stuck in a room where the walls were collapsing on you and there was a big long pole that you tried to use to keep the walls from closing in, but it just got squished, and your little robot friend couldn't figure out the secret code to stop the walls from crushing you, and also there was no pretty girl with her hair in buns on the side of her head next to you. She was off with your ex-best friend.
Anyways, this feeling of minty fresh has been with me for the past week and a half, and I can't get rid of it. It is driving me absolutely nuts! It doesn't ruin the taste of food, but my mind can't compute that, and everything I eat or drink is preceded by that moment of hesitation which just throws off my game. To top it all off, I hate mint. So minty fresh taste in my mouth is making my enemies rejoice and sing songs of glee. Curses!