Sometimes people make fun of me. It's mostly because of my ridiculously good looks and sharp wit. Can you say, jealous? Anyways, sometimes it's necessary to dish out a come-back to set peeps straight, you dig? Here are some of my more popular ones. Try them out for yourself, they're guaranteed to sting.
MORTAL ENEMY: You're stupid.
YOU: You're stupid.
GIRLFRIEND STEALER: You're a loser with no life.
YOU: You're a loser with no life.
CO-WORKER: Your ideas are lame.
YOU: Your ideas are lame.
Don't try to get all crazy and make up your own now. I don't think you're ready to handle something like that just quite yet...
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