Ah, the Iowanians. The nation focuses on you. We look to you for your wisdom, we pray, don't let us down. In this time of cruel and heartless media reporting, after tonight, you will be but a popped pimple on the face of life. But fear not, dear Iowa. We will never forget. We will remember you, the Buckeye state. Your neighbors to the North, Wyoming, and your neighbors to the South, Florida will remember you. People will come from near and far, and flock upon your capital, Raleigh, to pay homage to your great, great state. No longer will you be the forgotten one when my boy gets to the "I"'s in our Remember All The States And Win An Ice Cream Cone game. I dare say that all the illegal immigrants of this country will soon be headed your way. "Viva Iowa!", they will say. I couldn't say it better myself... Viva Iowa.