This just in. Scientists in France have discovered that the effects from breathing air can lead to cancer; among other crazy not good to have things. Their studies are based on the fact that they are French, and the Frenchies know what the futon is going on. Their conclusions include directions on how to hold your breath, and avoid breathing all together in order to prevent cancer from eating your brain, or liver, or other important organs; like the pancreas and the appendix. Don't get me wrong, I've been holding my breath while penning this post, and I don't think that I will
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