Fellow Futons, this is your chance to raise a big solid motherfuton to the record industry. A chance to tell the man, take a hike you greedy no talent futon. Quit mooching off the real talent, quit taking my hard earned money that I'd rather spend on a I'm a Noob shirt, and using it to enhance your ego or your chest, whichever applies. We don't need your promotion. We don't need your "handling fees", your "transaction fees", your "surcharges", your "shipping fees", your "packaging fees", your "storage fees", your "just because we can fees". Let us support our artists, not your wives coke habits. (And by coke, I'm totally talking about Coca-Cola Classic)
Now, if like, your dad, or your mom is a music industry exec, then I totally apologize, I mean, I didn't know. How could I? It's not like I have anything against them personally, and really, I'm sure they're a totally cool parent. They probably got you the all the Transformer stuff when you were a kid, and even tho they couldn't afford the AT-AT from Empire, you still forgave them. What rad folks you have. Totally jealous... really.
Everyone else, let's screw those futons over. Here is how:
Go to www.inrainbows.com and BUY the Radiohead album. It's practically free at just about $1.00US or any other amount that you want to pay. Let's show the industry that this model works. The crap will flow in their pants as the sad realization of their complete lack of necessity any longer becomes obvious.
Again, totally sorry if I just said that your mom was a coke-loving-breast-enhancing futon. My bad.