August 26, 2007
Phone Master

Sometimes I wish I was a phone master. The person who knew the company phone system so well, that even the secretaries were coming to the phone master for help. I would have the ability, nay, gift of juggling phone lines, literally, and figuratively of course. Conference call, no problem. Hold, dial the second number, click line 2, press Conf. Subconscious baby, that's what I would be. Straight to voicemail? Vmail, 4-2-1. Bam! Some athletes train in the off season. This phone master trains year round. Extensive finger exercises, 10 to 19 digit memorization. Complex multi-button combinations. Where other fingers cramp up, mine hammer on, making the call happen. If that's not a fullfilling job, then I don't know what is.

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