Sometimes, when I'm rolling around on my bed, in my boxer shorts, in a pile of cash, in the middle of the afternoon I like to yell out to all those within earshot, I am a tycoon, I am a motherfuton tycoon. That crap never gets old. You know what else is great about being a tycoon? Tycoon rhymes with Typhoon. Is it just me, or does everyone secretly want to be known as a tropical storm in the region of the Indian or western Pacific oceans?
The motherfuton Typhoon.
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Niko says,
I didn't think tycoons wore boxers. I play railroad tycoon and I wear briefs.
Posted @ July 11, 2007Red CANARY says,
Who rolls around in piles of cash in the afternoon? Any real Tycoon would know that early morning rolls, or late evening rolls are the way to go. Otherwise the mid afternoon sun makes you perspire then all the cash sticks to your skin. And thats embarrasing!
Posted @ July 11, 2007Shane Guymon says,
You bet your favorite silky pink briefs I do!
Posted @ August 15, 2007