Have you ever noticed how many different "species" of dinosaurs there are? I was flipping through a book of dinosaur illustrations with my son the other day. I had to rely solely on the phonetic spelling of each type of creature; I could barely keep up with the motor mouth kid:
The Boy: "What's that ones name?"
Futon: "Tur-any-i-sa..."
The Boy: "What's that ones name?"
Futon: "Ter-a-dack-tu..."
The Boy: "What's that ones name?"
Futon: "Ugg! Bob. His name is Bob."
The Boy: "Hi Bob. What's that ones name?"
Then I got to thinking, I would be willing to bet that there was really only say ten or twelve species of dinosaurs. Our scientists just got all kiddy any time they found a bone, and decided to name it after their third cousin or something. (Probably because of some sick incestuous crush they had on them when they were kids). Anyways, I figure God is up there laughing at all of us, going:
God: "Gabe, how many dino's did we crank out?"
Gabriel: "Twelve, no wait, eleven, yeah it was eleven."
God: "No joke? Wow. I almost want to promote evolution now. I'm not claiming responsibility for these asshats."
Reed says,
This post made me laugh at work and everybody looked at me funny :(
Posted @ July 6, 2007Noah says,
No worries. People look at me funny all the time.
Posted @ July 9, 2007