You realize, every time a person says, "To be honest with you..." that's really like saying, "I've been lying to you all the way up until this point right now."
I realized this the other day when a friend mentioned my shortened buzz cut.
Friend - "Hey, did you get a hair cut."
MF - "Well actually, I got them all cut."
Friend - "That's pretty short."
MF - "Too short? Should I grow a 'stache to offset it?"
Friend - "No, to be honest with you, it looks really good."
MF - "Thanks... I think."
At this point I have two options: look back and realize that previous hair assortments were looked down upon by this particular friend, or take the "kegs half full" approach. A remark like that only makes me think of one thing...
Damn, I'm one hot motherfuton.
Sean S says,
To be honest, I don't think I agree with your assessment of the statement. Honesty is sometimes not inferred in casual conversation, so, honestly, sometimes it has to be reinforced verbally. Really.
But seriously, to tell you the truth, I laughed when I read this post.
Posted @ July 19, 2007Noah says,
Sean, you've got so many honestly's in there, that you've thrown me for a loop. I can't freakin tell if you're being honest or not.
Posted @ July 19, 2007Reed says,
You should grow a beard the same length as the hair on top of your head. Like Jack on Lost. Futon. Then you should hit on a girl named Kate a lot, but never go for it because you like to piss the world off.
Speaking of Lost, have you seen the
Posted @ July 21, 2007trailor for 1-18-08?
Noah says,
Reed, I have no idea what you're talking about. But I like it. I like it a lot.
Posted @ July 24, 2007Tanner says,
To be honest with you, I read the whole post. Honestly.
Posted @ July 26, 2007