I've never actually been in one, but I think about it often, in case the need arises in which I have to use my fists of fury to bury some poor homeless guy who is trying to get his mack on with my woman. I won't stand for lesser beings trying to hobnob with the upper echelon. And like that, I snap, my head is filled with the rhythms of Eye of the Tiger. But I'm not a tiger, I'm a Puma. Or maybe a Leopard with cool spots, like maybe faded orange, or sunburst like a Les Paul. And like a wild feline, my arms shoot out from my sides with a giant Street Fighter II "Hyuken!". (I defy you to find me anyone elite or not that can withstand the shockwave of the Hyuken) It is in this moment of controlled chaos that I shift to William Zabka, Cobra Kai style, and I sweep the leg. Gravity pulls my opponent back to earth, as I snatch his cup of change out of midair.
All of this happens somewhere between the range of 4-7 seconds. My moves impress my lady, and now with a cup of quarters, I'm able to buy her a tasty beverage from 7/11.
andythemadsen says,
i'll fight you... homeless-style.
Posted @ July 24, 2007Sticky-Wheeled Shopping Cart position to a Beer-Money Cup Check, mixed in with some Poke-Fu. It's a hybrid form.
Noah says,
Bring it.
Posted @ July 25, 2007hink says,
Enh.
Enh Enh Enh.
Enh Enh Enh.
Enh Drr Drrrr...
It's alright, futon, that you open up the occasional poptop of whoopass on the less fortunate. I mean, after all, you took your time, you took your chances.
And for the record I always thought EotT could've used more cowbell.
Posted @ August 6, 2007Shane Guymon says,
Thats what I'm freakin talkin about!
I've never been one to fight either, and by that I mean I've never been in a fight, but believe me once or twice a week I put in plenty of practice infront of the mirror, and I beat my reflection DOWN!
Posted @ August 15, 2007