June 21, 2007
Dear iPhone

You keep coming out with better specs, new features, flashy web sites, fun commercials...

I'm just gonna tell you this now, so I can be up front with you. If you continue to play with my emotions like this, I will take your mother out to a fine seafood dinner, and not call her back. Don't even begin to think that I won't.

Post #280

Comments

Harold says,

Not if I get to her first!

Posted @ June 21, 2007

Keegan Jones says,

That's what she said.

Posted @ June 21, 2007

Noah says,

@Keegan - How long have you been waiting to drop that one?

Posted @ June 21, 2007

Colin says,

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

Posted @ June 27, 2007

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