As some of you may know, I'm the guy who prefers the handicap stalls in the fine establishments known as, public restrooms. For those of you unfamiliar with me, or this seemingly crude attack on true handicap folks who have to wait for their stall while I am using it, read about it here.
Now that we're on the same page, I just wanted to say, that I'm done with the handicap stall. I dunno what it is... but I'm past stretching the legs, playing Candyland, and doing pull-ups on those handle bars while I'm duking. I'm thinking it's time to make a move.... a move, to the standard stall. There is something about that confinement that I am really getting into right now. The closer the walls are together, the better. It's almost like they're squeezing the poop right out my arse.
Keegan Jones says,
Next up: Parking in handicap parking spots. I do it several times a week in my apartment complex. Nobody seems to notice.
Posted @ May 23, 2007Noah says,
@Keegan - That's so not right...
Posted @ May 23, 2007