I swear I didn't watch the Miss Universe Pagent thing last night. I just saw on Drudge a clip of Miss USA falling on her bum. Too bad, so sad. Then on the evening news, I saw the clip again, along with some of the questions the 'talented' and beautiful ladies had to answer.

You know thier brains were going into overdrive, actually having to spin up, when it came to answering some of these no-brainers. Two of my favs were the unoriginal: "What one thing would you change in history?" and "If you could be one element, which would you be - Fire or Water?"

Yawn. Let's do a quick market analysis. Do you think the ladies are watching this show? Doubt it, they're actually living in a place called, reality. So that leaves us with the dudes. Models on TV wearing swimsuits. Need I say more? So if guys are the mass market share, don't you think they should shape the questions to draw in the viewing audience even more?

I'd love to hear a question more along these lines:

"Miss _________, let's say you were suddenly awoken from a deep slumber to the sounds of an intruder entering your house. You stumble downstairs, to find him digging through your purse looking for cash, and your tiarra from the local Miss BestBuy pagent that you won last week. You're infuriated. No one touches the tiarra. You survey the room for weapons. You see a 12" butcher knife, your fireplace poker, and the 12 gauge sawed off you keep by the front door. Which weapon do you choose, and how do you plan to use it in an unconventional way in order to ensure a painful death? Hypothetically speaking of course."

Now that's an answer I'd tune in for.

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