I just coughed so hard, that some phlem uncontrollably flew out of my mouth and landed on my bicep. (How awesome is that?)
With the elections coming up, I'd like to offically take a stance on bicep use. Motherfuton™ Research Labs and Other Things Related To Science and String Harmonics (MRLaOTRTSaSH) officially supports the theory that biceps are widely underused. While this theory is not yet fully proven, we are convinced that widespread use of biceps for things such as catching projectile phlem, can effectively lower carbon dioxide in our atmosphere, and make the hair on your back grow at a slower rate.
In other news, after recent measurement my bicep is 15.25" in full flex mode. Watch out Arnold.
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Harold says,
It's when it lands on someone else's bicep that you can get yourself in trouble.
Posted @ May 14, 2007Noah says,
@Harold - I may applaud them for their fine bicep catching skillzors and obvious dedication to all things bicep.
Posted @ May 14, 2007Dave says,
I searched for my own site and found your blog. Can I put this story of your phlegm on it? XD
http://www.howawesomeisthat.com
Posted @ May 26, 2007