April 17, 2007
Like a Phoenix, No, Like a Wild Female Ass

The Phoenix is overused. No one is using the Wild Female Ass, but you know as well as I do that the real "resurrection from the ashes" scenario plays out so much better when it involves sudo-curse words.

I'm ambitious, what can I say. I was busy trying to start my own job board, that moved into writing my own book about CSS, then I switched gears entirely and went straight to designing icons, and selling them in an online store, found only through my job board and Reference section of my book. I didn't have time to Futon, you understand.

Now that I've pretty much dominated those genres, it's time to resurrect the one that got me started, the motherfuton Futon. The conversations about nothing are back, and you're more than welcome to join in. This is Web 2.0.1.

Post #261

Comments

Harold says,

As the famous words of James Todd Smith "Don't call it a come back... ".

Glad to see that my faded out RSS feed of this site will finally light up again, welcome back futon.

Posted @ April 18, 2007

Noah says,

Indeed! It's good to be back. Icon design is HARD!

Posted @ April 18, 2007

Simmy says,

"If Futon never left then why is everybody up on shi-i-i-t."

Posted @ April 18, 2007

Simmy says,

misquote - "... up on your shi-i-i-t."

Posted @ April 18, 2007

Noah says,

@Simmy - These are the ways of the Wild Female Ass.

Posted @ April 18, 2007

kory says,

I saw "Wild Female Ass" and was expecting a diatribe on mid-90s rap videos...

Posted @ April 18, 2007

steve says,

Here's my favorite part: the tab that says "ABOUT MF"

Thought you mispelled me. But it ain't about you, man.

Posted @ April 18, 2007

Noah says,

@ Steve - LIMH

Posted @ April 18, 2007

ysbl says,

what is this? october road!? you just walk out of my life 10 years ago and what, now you're back? you say you want me back like old times? well guess what futon, it ain't happening. no sir. i've changed, i've moved on. yeah sure we had our fun - but its over. don't come 'round knocking on my door with your fancy big city attitude and your new look trying to get back into my life and rss feed. IT'S OVER FUTON! WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL AND THEN YOU WALKED OUT AND BROKE MY HEART AND TRAMPLED ON IT LIKE A WILD FEMALE ASS! THERE I SAID IT I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY!!!

Posted @ April 19, 2007

ysbl says,

what is this? october road!? you just walk out of my life 10 years ago and what, now you're back? you say you want me back like old times? well guess what futon, it ain't happening. no sir. i've changed, i've moved on. yeah sure we had our fun - but its over. don't come 'round knocking on my door with your fancy big city attitude and your new look trying to get back into my life and rss feed. IT'S OVER FUTON! WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL AND THEN YOU WALKED OUT AND BROKE MY HEART AND TRAMPLED ON IT LIKE A WILD FEMALE ASS! THERE I SAID IT I

Posted @ April 19, 2007

Noah says,

@ysbl - you sure did say it, twice. i'd delete the second one, but it's more fun to read it twice. welcome back!

Posted @ April 19, 2007

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