The new White Stripes single, Icky Thump is so good, it made me think of these things:

• The new Lexus LS is bad-motherfuton-ass.
• Never start a phone conversation with "My son crapped his pants like you wouldn't believe"
• I never wanted to be a web developer, but now I can't think of a better gig.
• I hate needles, but I am dying to get inked.
• My triglycerides are 295, that's 150 over normal.
• Triglylcerides are fat in your blood.
• My new slogan is, "Do these jeans make my blood look fat?"
• I am going to be at FBI Headquarters next week.
• I won't get the job due to my past.
• I hope the Mavs and Lakers lose, just like the pimp-slapped Heat.

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