In my buddy list on iChat, I have a friend who goes by Brad Smith. I don't think it's his real name, but I haven't said anything to him yet. I mean, for all I know, he could be under witness protection, and some dude at the Bureau gave him the name Brad Smith to protect him from the crazy import/export people who were import/exporting more than just relic'd Chinese vases if you know what I mean. I'd hate to ask him over an IM one day, "Hey, is Brad Smith your real name?" and have my IM line tapped by previously mentioned import/export dude who also dabbles in IM hacking, so that when "Brad Smith" answered me with something like, "No, really it's Harold Tripplehorn", only to have the import/export IM hacker dude rush over to Brad/Harold's place to try to bang down his door and shove bamboo under his finger nails, demanding answers as to why English teachers doc points for run on sentences, when really the best selling book in the world (read: the Bible) is loaded with em.
Who knows, maybe his name really is Brad Smith.
Sean S says,
Likely it is Brad Smith. Go back to bed.
(Good to have the futon back.)
Posted @ April 23, 2007Noah says,
Oh, sure "Sean".
Posted @ April 24, 2007Harold says,
I can assure you if his first name is Harold there might be other non-witness program reasons why he decided to go with Brad Smith. Harold can be a hard name to grow up with... every person in the world coming up to you and asking "have you seen the movie 'harold and maude'"? No! I've never seen it... NEVER! okay, leave me alone... my therapist says things are getting better.
Posted @ April 24, 2007andythemadsen says,
you might want to leave him a message that's duct taped under a park bench, or in a to-go bag from In-N-Out. you never know who's watching or listening.
i've got some pretty sweet equipment that from Toys R' Us when I was in 5th grade... a camera that looks like a package of Reese's, smoke bombs, a trench coat.
let me know if you need to borrow them.
andy 'the yellow dart' madsen
Posted @ April 24, 2007Noah says,
@Harold - You've never seen 'Harold and Maude' ?!?
@andythemadsen - Let's meet up behind the girls gym after recess.
Posted @ April 24, 2007Simmy says,
First name = Alan.
Posted @ April 24, 2007annie coyote says,
I have a friend named Brad Smith who's been missing since, oh, April 22, 2007....could it be the same person? It's kinda hard to imagine him as a Harold, though, after talking to him for 8 months.
Posted @ August 23, 2007