I realize "Butt-Load" isn't a word per se, but in this Web Two dot Oh world, anything goes. On that note, I'd like to announce my latest endeavor. I call it, Motherfuton Seminars.

It's a gathering unlike any other - in which I invite all my "famous" friends to talk about well known topics that are coverd ad nauseum on the internet, so they have to pretend to be presenting new and fresh information, which will readily be availble in the form of an MP3 podcast via their "popular" blog a few days after you dropped $1500 to be privy to the information first hand. It's a MUST ATTEND for anyone who wants to be someone in life, (read: losers stay home), and is loaded with buzzwords, free croissants, a 10 person WiFi access point, and free raffles for inquiries related to the number of photos tagged on Flickr with FutonSeminar06, of which there will hopefully be more than 4 during the designated drawing time.

While we will have one or two solid thinkers, most of our speakers will be overinflated with what we like to call "great idea, still no revenue syndrome". Fear not dear friends, these speakers don't bite, so you are encouraged to ask questions like, "Why are you even on this panel?" and "Are there that many cat-lovers out there, really?"

Sign up now, as seating is limited. Upon receiving your registration, Google, or someone like them, will be sending out a free pen to you, that opens like something out of the forthcoming Transformer's film, and is entirely useless. Don't delay, these items will go fast!

We can't wait to see you there at Motherfuton Seminars.

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