Until I'm pretty much, over. 29.5 today kids. Thirty looms just around the corner... waiting with baited breath, holding two tennis balls. One for each leg of my walker. What do I want for my half birthday? This seven minute jam is sure to be tasty.
Eddie was right, "If I had known then, what I know now"
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Colin says,
30's the new Futon baby!
Posted @ July 11, 2006Noah says,
Haha! I dunno about that. Just six months short, and already I'm losing my mind. I'm going to sell BOTH my Land Cruiser and motorcycle to get something "more reliable"... ugg, the foul taste that leaves in my mouth...
Posted @ July 11, 2006Colin says,
Are you serious? If you do that I may have to stop reading the futon, because we all know what will happen. It's STARTS with the getting rid of the LandCruiser and the Motorcycle (which by the way, if you just want to 'get rid off' the motorcycle I'll take if off your hands ;-) and before you know it you'll start posting USEFUL stuff on here. Like articles on how to properly breast feed yourself. We don't need educational, we need murder and violence!
Sell the LandCruiser and Motorcycle, then go get yourself a Maserati. What about the kid you say, buy him some old school airplane goggles and strap him to the top, hell, I'd enjoy that.
Posted @ July 11, 2006Noah says,
I was actually considering an article on how to properly install crown moudling via coping the corners, instead of using 45's.
Posted @ July 11, 2006sancho says,
Wow...didn't realize I could date myself with the lack of a motorcycle and the in-depth knowledge of all corners inside/out 22.5-45, but by your estimate, you're right on. Really, take it from me, 30 is not the new 20, 30 still sucks...enjoy those knees and back for the 6 months that you still have them. And make sure you document everything that happens past 8:30PM because you will no longer see it past your bed sheets.
As for your 29.5 birthday...I suggest you jump and touch rim, do a beer bong with more than one beer in it, get up from a chair repeatedly without grabbing your back, pound a medium Round Table Pizza and NOT grab the Tumms, make love to your wife without the little blue pill, and enjoy wearing the cool clothes that you have, knowing that people aren't looking at you and saying, come on guy, you're not 20, buy some Dockers for crying out loud...ENJOY this day my friend.
Posted @ July 11, 2006Noah says,
Brilliant sancho. You know, for a Mexican, you're alright.
Posted @ July 11, 2006niko says,
30 is not the new futon. 30 is the rebuilt, remodeled, expanded, can't dunk on you like I used too so I drop this sick fade-away in your eye anytime you start feeling like you are better because you are younger.
The only problem with 30 is that you feel the results of being lazy. Now you have to work a little to keep up your game or pick as many strawberries by the afternoon siesta as you used too following an evening of cervesa and mujeres.
Posted @ July 12, 2006Noah says,
niko - I miss the days of dunking on you.
Posted @ July 12, 2006