Much like Brokeback, Hezbollah is the new Futon. I love the way it just roles off the tongue. If that's not enough, it's also vague enough to be used in a variety of situations, and always generate a laugh or two. For example:
"Hey Todd, the proctologist called. He got the results back from your test. Turns out, you got Hezbollah."
If rashes aren't your thing, you can use it in simple greetings like so:
"Hello, Jerry."
"Hello... ... ... Hezbollah."
And finally, Hezbollah is always a great way to impress the ladies:
"I'm mainly in importing/exporting. Hezbollah is real big right now. All the celebs are buying it up."
There you have it, new ways to impress your friends and wow your coworkers.
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Red CANARY says,
My Hezbollah flared up again last week. I was in the E.R. ALL NIGHT! Hezbollah!
Posted @ July 19, 2006Noah says,
Dude, that sucks.
Posted @ July 19, 2006Red CANARY says,
Yeah, I think that Round Table I had was too spicy or something. Next time - Hold the Hezbollah, and just stick to pepperoni.
Posted @ July 19, 2006niko says,
well, if you really want to know what it means..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hezbollah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flag_of_Hezbollah.svg
now, do not read the text, instead, look at the flag.. you may see a raised gun at first.. but mind you, that is a raised pizza being held over the hezbollah's head as he prepares to eat it whole.
Yes, the pizza is crooked from being held up so long(thus the gun handle) and yes it has some weird pip (thus the gun site)on the other end which is actually sausage (there's a shortage of sausage over there which is why you only get one piece per pizza) and yes there is an odd handle looking piece to the hezbollah pizza (they use WAY too much dough over there..) but let's face it. pizza is pizza. pizza inspires.. whether it's RT or some janky NY Pizza place with a big screen playing world cup clips one week and HEZBOLLAH clips the next.
pizza inspires
Posted @ July 19, 2006Steve says,
I've always thought of Hezbollah as being an apt nickname for the first ever Egyptian fast bowler (I'm talking cricket here)...
Posted @ July 19, 2006Noah says,
LIMH!
Posted @ July 19, 2006Joe says,
I much prefer Hamas to Hezbollah ... both are good, but put a little Hamas on some warm Pita and you've got one delicious appetizer.
Posted @ July 25, 2006Alex says,
Hezbollah? Sorry, I don't do drugs.
Posted @ August 5, 2006