I was thinking, I should get into sandwich making. Everybody loves a good sandwich, and everybody loves a good sandwich maker. On top of my killer sandwiches, I would include a personalized note for each of my customers. You know, stuff like, "Enjoy your sandwich", "Made with love", or "Hurry home soon", just like a good wife would do. But then, if I was really not a sandwich maker, but a stalker/murderer type of guy, those notes would be the foreshadowing of my crazy obession with you, something I would likely elaborate on before I tried to kill you.
It's not like that would happen, I'm just saying, everybody likes sandwiches.
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smokingbaby says,
a B.L.T. could be a double meaning - their sandwich choice could also infer some gruesome death. 'Ahhh. I see you've ordered the Bloodbath, Laceration and Torture. (insert Mr. Burns voice) Excellent.'
Posted @ May 30, 2006Steve says,
I'd like to see you do for sandwich makers what George Foreman did for the grill. That sure would beat any personalized note...
Posted @ May 30, 2006Niko says,
My bet.. you started writing this post before your 4bucks kicked in... then, as the caffeine began to morph your mind and invigorate your soul your fingers turned more to claws and you tapped.. "But then, if I was really not a sandwich maker.."
I love the beauty of a good stimulant. It can turn a mild-mannered futon post into a twilight zone episode.
Are you back to the French press yet?
Posted @ May 30, 2006Noah says,
Ah, the bloodbath, laceration and torture sandwich. would you like that on wheat or rye?
I'm thinking about patenting sandwich making in general Steve.
Niko - I'm off the caffine. Fourbucks, no more. Dew, no more.
Posted @ May 30, 2006Nuge says,
You should charge extra for specialty cuts (on sandwiches). Like your sandwiches would just come as a whole, then you can charge for horizontal cuts, diagonal cuts, etc. Personally, I think diagonal cuts make sandwiches taste better. You can apply the same to your whole murder thing, have you seen Hostel, that would be money!!
I can understand no 4bucks, but you dropped the Dew?!!! The humanity, the Dew..... I think you need to repent.
Posted @ May 30, 2006Red CANARY says,
I would still enjoy you making me a sandwich, even if you were gonna kill me afterwards.
Posted @ May 30, 2006test says,
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