Remember when the Futon was full of daily, witty, LIMH kinda posts. That was back when I had time. When my job didn't suck as bad as baseball season. Not a lot of time now... you know with time being money and all... But if that's true, why aren't bums rich? They got nothing but time.
Why do all Guitar Center's have that one guy in there playing what sounds to be worship music from the church of Satan, on a Marshall full stack. Hey Guitar Center Head Banger Idiot, there are more than two strings on that guitar. Try using the other four. Oh, and we are all laughing at you. Loser.
I stole the new Pearl Jam. It rocks. I don't care if you hate them, if you think Eddie's a chump. It was my youth. At least my youth didn't produce "musician's" like Britney Spears, N'Sync or Backstreet Boys.
Don't buy Rev. A anything from anyone. Wait for at least the second major release.
The Futon has been around for a year now. Happy Motherfuton Birthday.
Steve says,
Happy birthday futon!
Posted @ April 17, 2006H says,
doing it on the futon for a year... awesome man, congrats.
Posted @ April 17, 2006Reed says,
This should be National Futon Day™.
Posted @ April 17, 2006Alec Leverette says,
I second the motion for a National Futon Day.
Posted @ April 17, 2006My local guitar center never has a full stack kicking around... i wonder why.
Waylon says,
I'll have a cake tonight in celebration of the Futon's birthday.
So you should start writing more again, because now I actually have to do work.
You could tell your bosses that by posting your witty banter you are keeping your creativity flowing which will help increase their bottom line.
Bosses are suckers for bottom line increasing.
Posted @ April 18, 2006Niko says,
April 18th = April Futon's Day
Pearljam = Devil's henchmen (even if the muzak is great)
Baseball season = getting a bad flu on your workout day
I thought you were going to talk about wearing shorts in this post. I love wearing shorts. Pants are annoying.
Posted @ April 18, 2006Nuge says,
Happy Mother Futoning b-day. Have you ever tried the memory foam mattress on top of a futon? Money combo, cash money.
Posted @ April 20, 2006