Lady, seriously. It's bad enough that I'm inside Fourbucks with 41 other people. You may wonder how I had so much time to count each and every individual whose dopamine levels somehow rise while drinking their Fourbucks, thus returning them to drop four bucks every moring...

Let me tell you. I had so much time because you are the Multi-Buyer. You walked around your little office taking order after order, collecting four bucks from each lackee you call a co-worker. You then waltzed over to Fourbucks and order umpteen drinks, hoping that you would have just enough change leftover from your "friends" to buy yourself a fourbuck, on them.

Thing is, they're not your friends. They are using you. You're their drug dealer. You're hookin up the fix, and you don't even know it. Worse, you're making the other 41 people, yes 41, wait while the barista calls your name over and over and over as you pick up fourbuck after fourbuck after fourbuck.

That's how I had the time to count all 41 people. Curses, you Multi-Buyer.

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