The Colts lost. That alone is reason enough to pack my bags, shut down the site, and call it a year. Of course, it took a California team to beat them. That's because we all know that if cool were a mountain, Cali would be the apex. Why else would people pay $999,999 to live in a two bedroom condo? That's right, it's not the weather, nor the Pamela Anderson's that run by our never ending beachfront driveways, it's the Chargers people. Or shall I call them, the Colt slayers. I wonder if that term will end up in Google, and some PETA activist will spam my site, calling me 'Colt murderer', or maybe something like 'Colts have feelings too, jerkface'...
That makes me wonder, do you ever see cows walking? I mean, on rare occasion does a cow actually walk. And where did all these cows come from. If Noah had two, then we have some serious cow humping going on... but I never seem to see any calves. Where are all the calves? I mean, I do my best to eat as much beef as possible at any given meal, yet, there always seem to be cows out there... just standing...
ysbl says,
Once you see a cow being born, you won't want to see it ever again. And don't give me some "miracle of birth" line. That crap is disgusting - placenta and mad cows everywhere. That is not a good combo. I'll stick with my beef jerky thank you very much.
Posted @ December 19, 2005Nuge says,
Yes, California cows are pretty much lazy pieces of crap. Somehow, they learn to be sedintary because if they move, their meat gets tough and gnarly, and why would anybody buy tough cow meat except Beef Jerky makers.
Now, you go to a South American country, let me tell you, those cows can move. You try to cow tip a South American cow, you better be wearing your Air Force 1s, 'cause that thing is going to be charging.
PS- And yes, the miracle of life is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. The the cow starts to lick the calf, and...blllllaaaagh.
Posted @ December 19, 2005Nuge says,
Oh yeah, the Colts losing, bittersweet. Stoked the 72 Dolphins keep their record, but the SD win prevents the Broncos from clinching the AFC West, which is a little unfortunate, but I'll take it.
Posted @ December 19, 2005