December 6, 2005
Confessions.

Last week I stumbled upon this new Lindsay Lohan album. I guess it dropped today... I have been hooked on this opening track, Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father). It's lyrics are deep, and profound. The raw emotion is so touching. And the music, well, let's just say some pop genius penned that one. I can't stop dancing like a little school girl...

...I mean... uh... I'm gonna go shoot some animals now, and then go lift some weights. Then probably drink a lot of beer and shoot my empty cans... and do lots of pushups... and stuff.

Post #190

Comments

ysbl says,

i was soo right.

you do have a murse don't you.

Posted @ December 6, 2005

hinkertonium-254 says,

I bet he has a murse that he's bedazzled.

Posted @ December 6, 2005

ysbl says,

hey hink, next thing you know the futon is going to be telling us that Ashlee Simpson can sing! ha!

Futon, I think you need to get reaquinted with your manhood. Go out to Home Depot, buy a power tool (like a saw - you know what those are right?) don't get distracted in the home decorating section! On your way home stop at your local steak joint and get a steak, topped with egg and cheese and mushrooms and onions and peppers. That will at least give you manly breath. When you get home turn your HDTV to ESPN and watch football and drink a beer - a real beer, not a light beer. that should cure you.

Posted @ December 7, 2005

Noah says,

Please don't tell me I need to start adding <sarcasm> tags to everything now...

Posted @ December 7, 2005

hinkertonium-254 says,

You do that, and soon enough we'll be adding <joke expense="yours" offense="no"> and soon enough we'll be writing up a recommendation for the MFML microformat.

Anarchy.

Posted @ December 7, 2005

ysbl says,

LIMH @ hink!

Posted @ December 7, 2005

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