December 5, 2005
Celebrity.

I love how people of celebrity status make so much money. I love that we dedicate TV shows to them. I love that our conversations, at least in awkwards spots, can always point to the latest bit of gossip. I just love everything about celebrity. I am one, a celebrity, you know. I mean, in my head. The only bummer part about that, is that I can't justify giving myself more money per picture than Keanu Reeves. I mean, when he says, "I am an F.B.I. agent!"... ooooh... still gives me shivers...

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Joshua Blankenship says,

I personally enjoy, "Sir, I take the skin off chicken."

Posted @ December 5, 2005

hink says,

Sod all of you and your 5+ pageranks. You worship at the altar of your own conceit, and when the revolution comes, you are to be first against the wall.

Unless of course I get PR:5 on this next go round, in which case, we should meet for a cosmo and maybe a schvitz.

Holla.

Posted @ December 5, 2005

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