Anyways, there was a case of diaper rash over the holidays. Anyone who hasn't been through that, thank the creators of Lost. Anyone who has, well, you know what I'm talking 'bout.
One suggestion for remedy was to apply a liberal coating of olive oil. Not a problem. I head to the store, find the olive oil, and am all the sudden presented with a entire new set of problems. There isn't just 'olive oil'. There is virgin olive oil, extra virigin olive oil, flavored olive oil, etc. This is the conversation I have with myself:
"Don't need flavored..."
"Hmmm, should I go virgin?"
"Virgin does sound nice, the kid is a virgin, it's a perfect match."
"Oh, but extra virgin, I mean, extra... how do you get more virgin than virgin?"
"Oh, maybe it's like Nigel Tufnel says, 'Yes, but this one goes to eleven.'"
"I'm going extra virgin. I mean, after all, my kid is extra, heck, I'm extra. That other kind of olive oil isn't extra..."
I think I worked it.
hinkertonium-254 says,
Dude.
Desitin. Your progeny will thank you for not turning him into a greek salad.
Posted @ November 28, 2005Reed says,
Hink, don't take all the fun out of it.
Posted @ November 28, 2005Noah says,
Oh, we tried it all my friend. El nino no te gusta Desitin.
Posted @ November 29, 2005RCP says,
Just be happy the others didn't steal your baby.
Posted @ November 29, 2005hinkertonium-254 says,
Oh sure Reed, make me into a Waylon.
Let him turn his kid into a stuffed grape leaf. See if I care.
Just don't say I didn't warn you when Futonikopidos Jr. runs away to join the Greek circus.
Posted @ November 29, 2005