Seriously. This guy somehow cured himself of AIDS.
My theory? If you lower the temperature of the body via a controled coma, the HIV virus can not survive past a certain low temp. point. Get the body below this point, SLAM-O, we're good to go.
Of course, the Mel Gibson in me screams, CONSPIRACY THEORY, there's a lot of money to be made selling drugs. And speaking of drugs, I could use some right now for the Motherfuton Head Cold that has taken up residency in my body. Why must you be plauging me MHC? And where did you come from? I'm at the beach one second, the next lying on a couch reading the Rolling Stone interview with Bono and WA-TOW, you ask if I can come out and play. Probably got it from the Shorty. And he probably got it from some other sick kid.
New rule, your sick kid can't touch my sick kid. I'm working on teaching him how to say, "Don't touch me." I think it a vital saying these winter months.
hink says,
Controlled coma. Extremely low body temperature. A game of chicken between your cellular integrity and that of a pretty wily virus. Motherfuton insanity. I don't buy it for a second.
Though it does remind me of a story I heard... about this guy who somehow got the HIVvy, but only on his eyelids--you know, visual AIDS? True story, man.
Yep. Apparently he was looking for love in all the wrong places.
Posted @ November 14, 2005ysbl says,
didn't they do that on "Tru Calling" one time? not that i ever used to watch that show.
oh yeah word to the wise: giving someone a hi-five is not the same thing as it used to be...
Posted @ November 15, 2005Reed says,
Get this. Put it in orange juice. It works. I've used it a number of times.
Posted @ November 15, 2005