J-Lo is a Futon.
"Sources said that her production company, Nuyorican Prods., is in discussions with MTV to produce an untitled music reality series. The project would chronicle the lives of several dancers in Los Angeles who are following in Lopez's footsteps, trying to make it in the business."
Let's take this apart a bit, shall we?
What is a Nuyorican? How do you pronounce that? New-yo-ree-can? What does that mean? It seems that J-Lo is using Mindspring as a host. Good call there. I didn't know that Mindspring was still around, but apparently they are, and I'm sure they're quite the top shelf outfit. Capable of handling the 2-7 hits her site will most definitely get a day. You know, come to think of it, I had better jot this word down to bust out some time in Balderdash... 'An ancient Nuyorican bumble bee, discovered near the turn of the century'. Might as well give myself the win right now with that one...
Oh, but on to the show. A reality show? - GOLD! A show about dancers? - GOLD! A show about people trying to be J-Lo? MOTHERFUTON GOLD! How could this show NOT have been made already? I mean, show me a person who does not want to be like J-Lo, and I will show you the Nuyorican bumble bee.
ysbl says,
yeah...i didn't really read this post. too long. i guess i have a short attention sp - hey remeber that little game where you had to drag the box around and not get hit? well i could only get 18.7 secs. you win.
Posted @ November 17, 2005Noah says,
Best comment in a long while. Well done YSBL. You win the prize of Nuyorican vacation, and are automatically entered in a sweepstakes to win a chance to meet (and potentially kill, if you're packing heat) J-Lo.
Posted @ November 17, 2005danh says,
Maybe its pronounced "New Yor...i...kan" kind of like a cross between New York and american, or african, or latin, or whatever you want it to be. doesn't matter anyway, you have to respect the j-lo booty.
Posted @ November 18, 2005