At the Warriors game last night, I order myself a $15 ice cream sandwich, to accompany my $8.25 soda pop. I couldn't help myself, I had been wanting that same ice cream sandwich at the 49ers game the day before, but the dude sold out right before he got to my section.
Anyways.
I noticed on the back of the ice cream sandwich that it was 42% of my daily saturated fat. Being a mathematical genius, the first thing I notice is that I am well short of 100%. The second thing I notice is that 42 is one of the Lost numbers. But that is neither here, nor there. (Or is it? Am I lost? Am I really dead, only living in a purgatory type of state where my actions will determine whether I get through the pearly gates, or whether I end up knitting doyle's with Prince of Darkness? )
Back to my 42%. So the fact that I am well short of 100% goes against everything that I have been taught. I mean, 70% is a C, and passing, but I'm not even pulling in a D- here. This is just a plain flat out F. I am failing. I know that my attention span is short, and if I'm eating things with vinegar, mustard, mayonaise et. al condiments, then I just am not into things... but that is no excuse.
I resolve this day, to work harder. I resolve to achieve 100% of my daily saturated fat, each and every day. It may kill me to bring up my 42% to a 100%, but I'll give it my best shot.
Red Canary says,
Only in hell will doyles remain.
Posted @ November 22, 2005Niko says,
O'Doyle Rules!
Posted @ November 22, 2005Noah says,
It's pronounced Doy-lee, not Doy-al. Come on NIKO!
Posted @ November 22, 2005ysbl says,
Peeing your pants is cool.
Posted @ November 22, 2005Niko says,
Brilliant ysbl! And on a similar note, there is a correlation between pants peeing and saturated fat. This is why small children eventually grow out of pants peeing and bed peeing, more sat-fat in the diet.
Just got a call from the wife, she is picking up in-n-out burger and fries for me for lunch. There will be dry pants tonight!
Posted @ November 22, 2005ysbl says,
"...and I said no, but that's a real nice ski mask!!"
Posted @ November 22, 2005Nuge says,
You should check the saturated fat content on the Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger from CJs, you're getting extra credit for that one! But needless to say, nothing beats The Duke, ah yes, The Duke!
Posted @ November 23, 2005