I can't remember the last time I shaved. There is nothing enjoyable about using a razor on your face. Razor, face. There's just something so wrong about that. Besides, shaving is for girls.
In celebration of non-shaving-ness-ss-ssss, I propose the formation of the Funky Facial Hair Club. FFHC for those in the know... It will be a club consisting of men, or women I guess, who can grow themselves a mean collection of facial hair. In order to get on the board of directors, you need to have some type of funky design, otherwise, you're just another Grizzly Adams. There will be no secret handshake, just a rubbing of one's bearded chin, as if to say, "How hot is this?!" will grant you admission to this most prestigious club.
Oh, and that guy up there, he is the psuedo founder. No idea who the Futon he is, but I don't really care. His beard rocks my face off.
girl says,
That's weird, but somehow really cool. I wouldn't want to be that guy's old lady.
Posted @ October 3, 2005RCP says,
Shoot and I just shaved yesterday! Why couldn't this futon have come out yesterday!? It took me two new razors to cut through my beard.
Posted @ October 3, 2005hink says,
Funnily enough, I shaved off my Yaktee yesterday. I do it every October, anticipating the winter beard, but I always walk around for 2 weeks or so self-conscious about a weakened chin. I've worn it thus for about 12 years now, but I still can't get used to waking up every morning without 3 inches of 'tee going wacky off to the left and right.
Posted @ October 3, 2005alec says,
whoa, hold up, i thought you lost your beard to the conniving pastor? But yeah, im in.
Posted @ October 3, 2005Waylon says,
Yeah, what alan said! Oh, and I don't like facial hair. It's annoying. And there's nothing like getting an old-fashioned shave at the Barber's.
Posted @ October 4, 2005