Friends, countrymen, fellow Round Table and Lost lovers:

I have come to notice what makes the world go round. Well, at least what makes it go round in the marketing portion of the world. And of that portion of the portion of that world the portion that pertains to us. No, it is not HD. And no, it is not the fact that Conflict is the Essence of all Drama. No, it is the way that we are bred discontent. In short, the message to us is, we are discontent with our current 2,000,000,000,000 hertz processor computer, we need a new one. Or we are no longer satisfied by our 2 year old Sport Utility Vehicle (which we have used as a Grocery Getter for EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THOSE TWO YEARS), no we need a new, bigger and better Grocery Getter, errr, SUV.

Hey, it works. And here at the Futon, we'd like to incorporate a little disconent in y'all, in order to ... well, just because.

You are not satisfied with all other blogs you read besides this one.

Your current blog line blogs don't sport enough blue in the graphics.

Your other blogs never update as much and are therefore inferior (sans the past like three weeks I've been absent)

Your other blogs don't teach you how to A) Work someone's face off, B) Laugh in your head, or C) Tell someone what you really think of them, on the inside.

Your other blogs offer horrible gas milage, and with fuel prices at what they are today, you can't take a hit like that in your budget.

Your other blogs offer GID topics, and for the love of all that is good and holy and round with tables, we do not...

Your other blogs smell funny and are made of thick candy shells and creamy nouget centers.

You need more Futon. Your life without the Futon is like watching paint dry or grass grow. Reading elsewhere is like sucking tail pipe, really, on the inside.

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