Of course, I would say that, because I'm his father, and last time I checked, I was just as cool as I was yesterday, which through the laws of CSS flow, makes Owen a champ.
But there is another reason, and that is the fact that the kid can crap a turd the size of his foot. Pick a foot, either one, they're the same size. Now, I'd like to see you, or anyone else, who thinks that they're a champ, crap a turd the size of your foot.
Either one.
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RCP says,
Get him on a Wheaties Box!
Posted @ September 22, 2005Keegan says,
Length & Width?
Posted @ September 22, 2005hink says,
Dear god. Call a doctor, man.
Posted @ September 22, 2005Lance E. Leonard says,
I have just reported this website to the "People With Less Than Two Feet Of The World" or PWLTTFOTW for discriminating against those who are unable to choose either foot in determining how large a turd they should crap.
Futon you, Mr. Stokes, futon you.
Posted @ September 22, 2005Niko says,
Actually, i have dropped 2 lbs from a crap before.. multi-flush.. etc.. used the scale before and after - the fancy scale.. so.. it must have been feet-sized.
Posted @ September 22, 2005hink says,
Multi-flush? That's what we call around these parts a double-pumper (not to be confused with the double-grumper, which is a whole other animal).
Posted @ September 22, 2005girl says,
My dog can poo the size of his foot. Does that count? And then sometimes i step in it - so 2 feet are involved. That definitely counts for something.
Posted @ September 23, 2005Noah says,
Keegan - Let's go with length.
hink - I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.
Lance - I myself am a card carrying member of PWLTTFOTW. I don't think they'll mind since the discrimination is coming from one of their own...
Niko - Holy crap. Or, should I say, Heavy Crap.
girl - No, sorry dogs don't count.
Posted @ September 23, 2005Reed says,
LIMH. Actually, LOL. Really.
But a crap that big... Is there something wrong with him? Have you been putting things places you shouln't be putting things?
hink - I've never called them double-pumpers before, but good call. I'll use that terminology in the future. It's ok to call the other ones tripple-pumpers, right? And quadruple-pumpers? Cuz those happen sometimes.
Posted @ September 24, 2005