hink says,

I'm thinking fake vomit and real exorcism.

Head spinning optional.

Caleb HaGEN says,

i was thinking something like pranking him while he's dedicating owen. unless, of course, the dedication has already happened ... or he if he's not the one who does the dedication. these are important factors.

otherwise, just shave one of his kids. that'd be funny. little timmy coming home with a buzz cut and a sticky note on his back that says "prank'd".

although, technically you should probably stick to pranking stiffly stiffersons and leaving the real pranksters alone.

Nuge says,

Ah, glad I read this. Here's a couple

1. Find a way to get keys to his car, wind down the windows and sprinkle broken glass from a seperate entity inside and outside the car, then place a brick with a note on it to tell him he should wind up with windows.

2. Find a way into his house and put a bad smelling cheese in his vents (blue cheese works pretty good).

3. Same prank but put the cheese in the springs underneath the seats in his car.

4. Stink hand him (See Mallrats)

5. If all else fails, put his car on blocks.

I know there are more I've done, I just can't think of them right now..... may re-post

hink says,

Flamin' Shitbag is always classy.

And no, I am not referring to my boss.

hink says,

What is a dedication anyway? Is it like some deejay saying "This baby goes out to all the laaaaaaaaydies in the house, enh enh, you know what I'm talkin' about, uh huh."

Lance E. Leonard says,

One word: ipecac.