I'm such a jack-ass I totally forgot about our five-year anniversary until my husband asked if I got a babysitter for tomorrow night. "Why would we need a babysitter?" I asked...
Dog house...No gift...Not even an idea for a gift or enough brain power for a sweet, seductive poem!
hppy 5yr dawg - here's to the next 5 being even betta. by that time my fridge will have a bilt-in 42" plasma on it & I will be able to get out of it any food that appears on the tv... willy wonka style!
happy birthd ... wait. happy anniversary? i thought you're supposed to get expensive gifts on your birthday and "sentimental" stuff on your anniversary. what gives? you should be getting some LP with a picture of Noah's Ark and animals and such ... and your wife pastes a picture of your face over Noah's. Oh, and then she changes some of the song titles on the back ...
Track 1 - (was) Get Yo'self Arked // (now) Get Yo'self Yo'own Beer
Track 2 - (was) 2+2=Animal Party // (now) 2+3=Owen
Track 3 - (was) Some Rain's aComin' // (now) Some Bun's in the Oven
Track 4 - (was) Rollin' with Shem, Ham, & J-Bone // (now) Rollin' in a Sienna, Escalade, & MPV
Track 5 - (was) Planted a Vineyard, Gonna Get Pissed // (now) If You Touch my Newcastle, I'm Gonna Get Pissed
Track 6 - (was) Too Drunk to Dress // (now) No Change
Track 7 - (was) Keep Your Eyes OFF the Prize // (now) No Change
and so forth ...
Jeremy Boles says,
HAN (Happy Anniversary Noah!) Please except my gift of this acronym.
Posted @ September 1, 2005Jeremy Boles says,
Doh! I meant accept... What a moron!
Posted @ September 1, 2005Joshua says,
My brain came to a screeching halt trying to make sense of that first comment. Ouch. Quit it.
Posted @ September 2, 2005Wife of an unfortunate man says,
Happy anniversary!
I'm such a jack-ass I totally forgot about our five-year anniversary until my husband asked if I got a babysitter for tomorrow night. "Why would we need a babysitter?" I asked...
Dog house...No gift...Not even an idea for a gift or enough brain power for a sweet, seductive poem!
Posted @ September 2, 2005RCP says,
Happy Anniversary Mother Futon! Enjoy Nezbits in 8 billion Pixels. And make me a sandwich in that new kitchen.
Posted @ September 2, 2005hink says,
'Happy Birthday, Dear Jesus...'
Oops. Wrong holiday. My bad.
You know I hate to be the lone detractor, but a TV that large has its down sides: namely, it totally ruins midget porn.
Posted @ September 2, 2005hink says,
P.S. - diggin on the socks, bro.
Posted @ September 2, 2005Noah says,
If you're not sporting the tube socks, pulled high, then you're not living.
Posted @ September 2, 2005niko says,
hppy 5yr dawg - here's to the next 5 being even betta. by that time my fridge will have a bilt-in 42" plasma on it & I will be able to get out of it any food that appears on the tv... willy wonka style!
Posted @ September 2, 2005Caleb HAGEN says,
happy birthd ... wait. happy anniversary? i thought you're supposed to get expensive gifts on your birthday and "sentimental" stuff on your anniversary. what gives? you should be getting some LP with a picture of Noah's Ark and animals and such ... and your wife pastes a picture of your face over Noah's. Oh, and then she changes some of the song titles on the back ...
Track 1 - (was) Get Yo'self Arked // (now) Get Yo'self Yo'own Beer
Track 2 - (was) 2+2=Animal Party // (now) 2+3=Owen
Track 3 - (was) Some Rain's aComin' // (now) Some Bun's in the Oven
Track 4 - (was) Rollin' with Shem, Ham, & J-Bone // (now) Rollin' in a Sienna, Escalade, & MPV
Track 5 - (was) Planted a Vineyard, Gonna Get Pissed // (now) If You Touch my Newcastle, I'm Gonna Get Pissed
Track 6 - (was) Too Drunk to Dress // (now) No Change
Track 7 - (was) Keep Your Eyes OFF the Prize // (now) No Change
and so forth ...
Now that has got some real sentimental value.
Posted @ September 2, 2005Noah says,
Caleb - Classic stuff. I just bought it off iTunes.
Posted @ September 3, 2005