All this made up heroics these days. People giving themselves different names every couple of years, Paris Hilton thinking she matters, countries adding Sir's to peoples names. I mean, what is that all about? And what exactly do you have to do to achieve such a status? I mean, your business cards would all need to be reprinted, and what about email addys, and domain names?! Does anyone even take all this into consideration?

Anyways, I want to give the common man, the chance to do something with their name. So I'm opening up the doors to my comrades. Simply add your name to the comments, and through the power invested in me, by the jacked up state of California 9th Circuit District Court, I will hereby pronounce you, Futon [insert your name here].

Now what's more gold than that?

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