Motherfuton is going through some changes. We've had to hire some new staff, mainly writers, and let some of our lesser compotent employees go. In fact, we kicked them to the curb. Didn't even bother to give them full bene's. The Futon totally worked them.

Anyways, in more important news, we've been purchased... by Google. We have been in negotiations for some time now, and finally settled on a figure large enough to feed myself and a small third world nation for the next 2 months. It's gonna be great! So from now on, all Futon stories belong to Google. I think they plan on publishing them in a women's clothing catalogue, using them to hopefully drive sales which just means even more scrilla for Big Brother.

Of course this is all symbolic for some cryptic message that I'd really like to tell y'all, but I don't want to get dooced for doing so, so I'll refrain... of course if they did fire me, then I would get comp time, and that would be better than just quitting, now wouldn't it.

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