Who really uses the right Shift key anyways? Ok, excluding people who have had their left hand removed from their body for one reason or another. You know, like Kanye says, "Good Morning, this ain't Vietnam still / People lose hands, legs, arms for real / Little was known of Sierra Leone / And how it connect to the diamonds we own" Who knew that Kanye was in 'Nam... crazy man.
Anyways, I'm sure there are better uses for the space that the right Shift key currently resides in. I can think of a few just off the top of my futon:
Keegan Jones Key - Press the key, and WA-TOW, your site kicks arse like Keegan's work.
New Castle Key - Press the key, and your New Castle is refilled, straight out the tap. Yummy.
Fallen Hommies Key - Press the key, and a bit of your fresh New Castle is automatically poured on the ground, for all the fallen hommies.
Motherfuton Key - Press the key, and WA-BLOOSH, you're on the Futon commenting about something, in a witty and stylish fashion.
Mint Key - Press the key, and your Mint stats are displayed in a holographic form, right next to your New Castle. Not that I have Mint or anything.
Fat Key - Press the key, and whatever it is you want, gets fat. I'm talking Orca fat here people.
Open to suggestions, even working examples.
danh says,
I know it says 'orca' fat but my mind saw 'Oprah' fat
On that note, how about a key to slap Oprah?
Posted @ August 30, 2005Joshua Tuscan says,
what is a hommie?
Posted @ August 31, 2005Steve Mock says,
That's easy, man. The upcoming Adobe Do It For Me™ key.
Posted @ August 31, 2005ysbl says,
i'll second the newcastle key.
Posted @ August 31, 2005RCP says,
I will take the "Do it for me" Key from Adobe, or maybe "De-ugly" key for those crucial photoshop touch-up sessions.
Maybe a fattie "WA-TOW" key too.
Posted @ August 31, 2005Noah says,
I guess I wouldn't mind a Comment Killer™ button...
Posted @ August 31, 2005Holly says,
How about a "please leave my office and leave me alone" key. Or an "organize my desktop" key. that would be nice. There are still three other nonused keys over there too. Who used the right side command, control, and option keys? I really liked your idea about the Fallen Homies key.
Posted @ August 31, 2005DJ Bruce says,
How'zabout a capitalize words I type with my left hand key? Oh wait, that's the right shift key...
Posted @ August 31, 2005Noah says,
Whatever... Brenda.
Posted @ August 31, 2005RCP says,
DJ Bruce obviously has no left handed pinky skills.
Posted @ August 31, 2005DJ Bruce says,
What if it's a capital A, RCP??? What then?!? All's I know is Mavis Beacon taught me, and Mavis is a Jedi Master of typing!!!
Posted @ August 31, 2005RCP says,
DJ Bruce - Mavis Schmavis
Posted @ August 31, 2005ysbl says,
Holly totally just hit on you.
That was your key wasn't it?!
Posted @ August 31, 2005Waylon says,
A launch key. Or a lunch key for that matter. Press it as a launch key, and it launches a missile of your choosing to a location of your choosing.
For a lunch key, press it, and a waiter comes out, takes your order, makes it, and serves you all within 5 minutes. And no, it won't taste like cardboard. But it might taste like newspaper.
Posted @ August 31, 2005