August 31, 2005
JJ.

I think if you're name can be abbreviated into JJ, then you are pretty much set for life. Not only will your initials be that of uber creative, JJ Abrams, but it could also stand for superhero names, like Judge Justice - Keeper of Peace in Ohio.

I think of JJ's as the kind of people with the money handshake approaches. You know the type, that come in tight, with the smooth connection. None of this sloppy crap that makes you begin to wonder if you're lining up to bat for the other team.

I mean, think of the ice implications here. Nothing like an 80 crt JJ hanging round yo neck. Slapping your chest bone every time you walk with that half limp, that really isn't a limp, but you do it just because that corn on your foot never really fully healed... For the math nerds, you can just throw out the J2. Nothing gets the ladies rollin like a dude with a superscript in his name.

Now, I'm not saying that if you can't abbreviate your name into JJ, that you're not cool. It's just that you're not as cool as someone whose name could be abbreviated into JJ.

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sancho says,

Big Props to jj-futon...I always had a hard time in the states as Juan Julio, now I can kick this around...que pasa...mi llamo es JJ Sancho!

But wait...isn't hoto hoto a double negative?

Posted @ August 31, 2005

hink says,

My only problem would be that people with the initials JJ often have two first names, like John James or Joseph Jay or Jose Jesus Juarez y Juarez Juanson.

Everybody knows that people with two first names are not to be trusted.

Posted @ September 1, 2005

ysbl says,

i guess that makes me top of cool. my initials are jj. and yes i did get called j-squared at certain points in my life. how fantastically nerdy.

and yeah, you definitely have to watch out for the people with two first names. i've always said that.

Posted @ September 1, 2005

Tyler Durden says,

But your initials aren't JJ...

Posted @ September 1, 2005

Noah says,

Shut up, Richard.

Posted @ September 1, 2005

hink says,

His name is Robert Polson.

Posted @ September 1, 2005

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