Since American made cars function only slightly better than my 6 month old son's poo on wheels, they all seem to be doing something they call the Employee Discount to try to move inventory. This is merely a last ditch attempt to get anyone, to buy anything from them.
I like it. It's shameless. It's "Yeah We Suck, And We Know It, But Please, If We Give You The Same Deal We Give Our Disgruntled Employees, Would You Please Buy A Car... No Really, Please?" style marketing. And it's taking over. So I thought, why not. And so today, I extend to you faithful reader, the MotherFuton™ Employee Discount.
That's right. No need to try to reread that last line. I said Employee Discount. Employee Discount for EVERYONE.
Before you inundate my inbox with "Thank You Mother of All Futons" emails, and before you crush the torsos, effectively exfixiating the small feeble people in their walkers (fresh with new tennis balls to provide "scratch-less" walking) in a rush to get yours, just remember, I do it all for you. Each and every one of you. Perhaps this word picture can better describe it:
Futon's Wings
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Your Wind
Enjoy your discounts.
Alex B says,
Freaky deaky.. that's what I'm talkin' about.
Posted @ August 1, 2005sancho says,
Your recent "poo" thing is starting to worry me. Did you have a recent traumatizing experience?
Posted @ August 2, 2005Noah says,
sancho - No, no trauma, just comparing say, your car, to my son's turds.
Posted @ August 2, 2005sancho says,
The question is...are your son's turds rolling on 22s now? How about that to shock your system!
Posted @ August 2, 2005Waylon says,
Sweet.
Posted @ August 2, 2005Joshua says,
word picture = great t-shirt idea
Posted @ August 2, 2005Noah says,
Shua - Do it. Do it.
Posted @ August 2, 2005RCP says,
I would like to order some of Owens poo for this pine wood derby I am entering. And don't forget the employee discount!
Posted @ August 2, 2005hink says,
Don't tell me you're one of those thentitive guys who likes Bette Midler, man.
Posted @ August 2, 2005Alec says,
Im with you on this one. Where i'm from, every other radio commercial is about these employee discounts... its kind of absurd to begin with, but with the publicity push its getting... c'mon guys.
Posted @ August 3, 2005