August 5, 2005
Drive Bys.

You know, it really is sad how many innocent people are injured or killed in drive by shootings. I think this problem could be eliminated or at least greatly reduced, if our O.G.'s would just learn how to shoot. Here at the Futon, we've developed a few things for gansta's to follow when making the nightly rounds looking for some Futon's to pop a cap in to...

  • Don't hold the gun sideways. While looking quite stylish, firing from this position is highly inaccurate.
  • Use both hands to steady the gun. In order to make sure that crip/blood hits the ground, and stays down, use both hands to improve your accuracy.
  • Stop the car, and exit the vehicle for a better shot. A moving target is much harder to hit than a stationary one.
  • Don't waste your ammo. When rolling in the 22's, don't randomly fire off bullets into the air to declare your presense in 'da hood. These valuable bullets could come in handy later.
  • See things clearly. While most would say that prescription eye glasses clash with a red or blue bandana, you have to remember, you can't hit what you can't see.
  • Always remember, two in the head, make sure they're dead.

We really feel that with lots of practice, you can greatly improve your take down count. I mean, really, isn't that what life is all about?

Post #112

Comments

rcp says,

Great notes Futon! I will always remember " two in the head, make sure they're dead."

Posted @ August 8, 2005

ysbl says,

you are sick.

Posted @ August 8, 2005

Noah says,

ysbl - Who you rollin with these days? Westsyde represent!

Posted @ August 8, 2005

ysbl says,

northside

Posted @ August 8, 2005

Noah says,

Reminds me of the track by the infamous Delinquent Habits - Lower Eastside.

I got homeys on the south side
I know some vatos on the east side
some my homeys wanna g-ride
we're brining up the lower eastside

Posted @ August 8, 2005

hink says,

Man, joo are so wite.

Posted @ August 8, 2005

alexaalendrina says,

Edmonton dominated the Carolina Hurricanes on Saturday night and the 4-0 margin in Game 6 makes it hard to imagine the Oilers not hoisting hockey's Holy Grail above their heads in less than 48 hours. And it would not come as any shock to see defenseman Chris Pronger, who had another 31-minute night, take the honors for the Conn Smythe Trophy as the playoff MVP.

Posted @ June 27, 2006

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