I heard about this via my neighbor. I over heard his wife asking their child,

"You want some booty?"

Now, I'm not one to tell others how to raise their children, but booty at such a young age can't be good.

I was quickly informed that Trader Joe's sells this stuff called Pirate's Booty. It's like some form of cheese flavored popcorn or something.

I thought that the marketing manager was high, then I found their site, and discovered Fruity Booty and Veggie Booty. For the sake of the little kids, I'll refrain from the butt load of jokes that should ensue.

Instead, I'll just give you the good news; if your child isn't into Pirate's Booty, there is also the new Girlfriend Booty which I'm sure is much more appealing... at least to boys...

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