For God's sake, don't blow your face off.
What's with that anyways, like God needs us to sake something for Him... you know, for the sake of God, don't blow your face off. I'm sure that if you did blow your face off, God would still be cool to you. I mean, as long as you didn't kill any old ladies in wheel chairs that were behind your car while you were backing up in the Safeway parking lot. It's not like you could actually do anything about it, how are you supposed to see someone whose wheel chair is slammed to the ground like the Vato cars with hydros; which doesn't happen to have any of the hydro's going at that particular time so it's really low to the ground, and scraping on the speed bumps... I mean, I don't think that God is going to be put out by you blowing our face off.
hink says,
"Stand back everybody, while I celebrate freedom!"
- HJS
Posted @ July 3, 2005FotherMutonPCRules says,
There used to be this car club in Idaho. There was about 10...no 50 guys with custom LO-RIDERZ. One day they wuz cruzing and from outta nowhere a Redneck in a Monster Truck ran every single one of them cars over. Much like he'd seen on Redneck TV. The problem was that there was "Futon Vatos" (borrowed from Noah) in each car. So after they was extracted from the twised "car"nage that was their "Ridze", they decided to form the first custom wheel chair club. Now on wednesday nights at the local "El Jardin" they meet to show off their latest modifications to their "Transpo's" (copyrighted word for transportation). The last meeting I went to (I don't have a "chair" yet, thought it'd be a cool thing to be a part of) this guy had just got his 24" spinners on the rear and had custom 100 spoke Daytons made for up front, you know the little wheels that steer? Anyways, you gotta do way more than just put Hydros on your ride if you wanna shine in this circle. Kinda off topic but Noah's post talking about Hydros and Wheelchairs in the same paragraph reminded me of the local "Club". Happy 4th!!! PS "VETO-VATOS"
Posted @ July 4, 2005Jorge Sanchez says,
We have a fourth of July too...Have you heard of Cinco de Mayo? No fireworks like you crazies, trying to blow everything up...Americans. We just whack pen'otas. Happy fourth anyhow.
Posted @ July 4, 2005why hit it with a stick when i can shoot it!? says,
it's all about blowing things up. thx for the homer quote hink.. made my indy day.
Posted @ July 4, 2005Noah says,
I so want a 'Transpo'. I also would like a gazillion dollars, but we can't all be winners now, can we.
Posted @ July 4, 2005hink says,
Rockin' spizzles on my whizzle chizzle? Chuuch.
The real question is this: Can you step to my 12-volt Rascal™ with 16 switches, bitches?
Posted @ July 4, 2005