June 1, 2005
You Google'd.

So part of the beauty of Shortstat is it's ability to keep track of what search terms were used that brought folks to your site. I took a peek at what all you Futon's were using that brought you to my humble little abode.

Here are some of the search terms used:

  • 'Stormtrooper urinal'
  • If one of these exists, I'd like to know. I haven't finished the bathroom remodel yet, and if I hurry I can get this in!
  • 'How to install a futon'
  • Is it really that hard? It's a futon people.
  • 'How much can Shaq bench press'
  • More than you, I'm sure.
  • 'Baywatch, torrents'
  • Must be a German, all German's love David Hasselhoff.
  • 'Summoning ufo's'
  • Were you probed too?
  • 'Puma oil shoes gas station'
  • I understand the Puma and shoes part, but not the relevance of oil gas station...
  • 'Midget porn free'
  • I think searching "vertically challenged + porn + free", may yield better results.
  • 'Cat losing hair near butt'
  • Um, I'm sorry to hear that your cat's hair is falling out around it's butt?

Thank you, users of the internets, that was fun.

Post #51

Comments

Storm Trooper says,

That one definitely warranted an LOL. Thanks Noah. My favorite was "cat loosing hair near butt". I wonder what is causing that?

Posted @ June 2, 2005

Concerned cat says,

My cat has been loosing hair around it's butt as well. Maybe its because I taped him to my wrist to confort my arm when I am mousing around at the computer.

Posted @ June 2, 2005

Noah says,

Cold mouse hand? What better way to chase that mouse away, than to tape a cat to your forearm.

Posted @ June 2, 2005

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