The Summer of Noah has begun. Granted, this is Summer of Noah v.2, second only to Summer of Noah circa 1997. For those interested, the entire summer was spent sleeping on a futon. Ah, the futon. Anyways, my Summer of Noah v.2 plans consist of, but are not limited to the following:
- Finish kitchen; it's current state is that of plywood floors.
- Go to Yosemite to hike up a hill, and say to myself (outloud), "What the heck am I gonna do now that I'm at the top?!". Subsequently hike back down to go check my email.
- Read a book about PHP so I can ridicule those who don't know it. Or at least try to find answers quicker than those that do.
- Teach my son Owen how to play Wind Cries Mary on the strat I bought for
mehim. - Redesign the Motherfuton using only the color #66FF00.
- Finish The Bono Talk project. Mmmm... What's this?
- Finish the Fix You project. Mmmm... What's that?
- Buy some new T-Shirts. Become a walking billboard.
- Eat much Round Table.
- Tell every little boy and girl that will listen, that Shaquille O'Neal is a big fat loser.
- Screw over my local city by paying the 1978 tax rate.
- Draw up plans for the GBE. (Greatest Backyard Ever) Possible halfpipe included!
- See that Star Wars movie, and make a movie of my own.
- Continue to discover great music, and preach it to my hommies.
- Reference more of my friends by the word "Hommies".
- Buy the Kanye West album, and dance like a pathetic white boy to the hip "beatz".
- Stay out of prison.
- Rock it like Motherfuton Rock Star!
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Reed says,
Yea, I'm interested.
Sounds like you'll be busy. I hope you don't get around to the #66FF00, because if you do I swear to god I'll never come back.
Posted @ June 23, 2005hink says,
Damn. You know you are some sort of egghead when at first, the characters #66FF00 appear to you as #6f0, and almost immediately thereafter, the brutality of that color feels like a hot stick in your mind's eye.
I myself plan to start hitting a consistent 4-under on a particularly sprawling discgolf course, and subsequently win that case of Samuel Smith's Pale Ale that god promised me in a dream. All the while improving on my lovely birkenstock tan.
Big-assed tomatoes.
Oh yeah. Rocky Grass. Of course.
Posted @ June 24, 2005Red Canary says,
Ah the summer of Noah. Nothing can beat the 1997 version, but this year could be very close. I'm probably just going to copy everything you do Noah, but instead I will add a YOUR FACE after it. For example "stay out of prison, YOUR FACE!"
Posted @ June 24, 2005Ahh the Summer of Red Canary YOUR FACE! NEXT!
Noah says,
Sweet, Reed hates Shaq too!
Posted @ June 24, 2005Reed says,
Damn straight he does.
hink, that's a good plan. I'm going to go for a consistent par on my folf course.
Posted @ June 24, 2005hink says,
What shape are the tables at round table?
Posted @ June 24, 2005hink says,
See, its like a koan.
Posted @ June 24, 2005Reed says,
What if they're round...
Posted @ June 25, 2005YSBL says,
Can you learn me PHP when you get it figured? Thanks, I'll pay you back with this tin of hard candies I got from my grandma at Christmas.
Posted @ June 27, 2005Nuge says,
Are you still on MySpace? Break loose, run, flee..... :-)
Thought I'd give your site a whirl, Red Canary gave me the 411`
Posted @ June 27, 2005