Well, it's official. According to Google, I am a drug dealer.
In sports. Shut your eyes and listen to Tim Duncan talk. He sounds white. And as for Antonio McDyes, dude, you are in the NBmotherfutonA, don't wimp out and try to bounce pass the ball into the legs of Duncan when you are smack dab in front of the hoop. Jump up and slam the ball in his face. Then taunt him with a witty remark about things you may have done with his sister the previous night.
In other news, my iPod mini went down for the fourth time. As I'm standing at the Genius Bar, repeating phrases like, "Oh, that's how you adjust the volume", and "I had no idea that you could shuffle the songs!", I noticed a growing trend among the "Genuis" folk. "Genius 1" was sporting four belt clipped items. Four. His iPod was flanked to his right, I am assuming for speedy access when he just HAS to hear a bit of his favorite tune. The belt space occupied next door was the obvious phone. Travel furter around the belt to the other side and you have to deal with some crazy tool kit that was bigger than a Leatherman, but smaller than the tool chest I carry, oh every tool I own in. And what Genuis would be complete without a Palm Pilot?! Of course, his co-worker, "Genius 2", only had a Palm Pilot and a phone.
I think we all know that Genius 2 was Robin, because you just can't be Batman with only two items on your belt.
Red Canary says,
limh. Holy rusted ipod's Batman!
Posted @ June 20, 2005hink says,
The BQ. What a concept. I've taken the liberty of setting it down.
I am a big fan of handy references.
Posted @ June 20, 2005Noah says,
hink - MotherFuton LIMH.
Posted @ June 20, 2005Jose Sanchez says,
I just want to share some frustration with everyone right now. Here I am at one of our fabuloooooos work meetings in Dallas, TX and all I am worried about is what was posted on Motherfuton.com. Having limited access to the net between hours of presentations, and knowing that I am going to miss a weeks worth of witty Noah comments due to my annual trip to Mexico...I have to come back to my room and find out that they have a holster for my iPod mini, plus cell, palm, tool kit, and I'm hoping I there is one for my security guard flash light and mace...MotherFUTON, I have no idea if I can get to an Apple store around this cow town or not...this sucks...thank you so much guardian futon for sharing your wonderful experiences and causing severe gastric pain in my abdomen over the increased stress you have now caused. Viva la Mexico...
Posted @ June 20, 2005hink says,
No sweat, I have the address of the branch office:
"¡Madre De Las Futones - el Nuevo Lugar Más Feliz de la Tierra!"
3297 Camino Del Rey
Posted @ June 20, 2005Ciudad Juarez
Chihuahua, Mexico
Por telefono: 1800WTFUTON
¡Aqui hablamos Futspañol!
(No traiga los armas, por favor)