So anyone who has a life, has already read that Michael Dell is interested in putting Apple's OS X into his Dell machines. I think Steve Jobs' response was something like, "Up yours Motherfuton". At least, I'd like to think that's what it was... Now, I don't want to write about Dell and how they have successfully taken human feces and managed to convert it into silicon and cram it into award winning gray boxes, or how they still offer 3.5" floppy drives, or how the crooked E in their logo reminds me of a pitchfolk the Prince of Darkness carries around every other Tuesday.
I actually wanted to address this picture of Michael you see over there. I'm no fashion diva, but I'm pretty sure those socks were made for girls. I saw those shorts at Wal-Mart the other day. I tried them on, but I couldn't get them to look quite as good as Michael can. I guess I needed to pull them up over my belly button; tucking in the matching shirt would have helped. I know you probably call that color blue, but it's purple. And that pose, what is this? Science Club pictures for the yearbook?
Caleb HaGEN says,
In his defense, he is smiling. this information indicates two very important things.
1.) He's happy.
2.) Those shorts have mesh lining.
By the way, when I used to play volleyball (down here in SoCal it's cool for boys to play said recreational sport) we had a coach who purchased some very similar shorts for our team one season. The difference was that they were pink (he called it red). And here's the kicker, the shorts were conveniently lined with mesh panties. Needless to say, I cut that crap off before I put those things over my backfuton. I may be a volleyball player, but I don't wear mesh (or panties).
Posted @ June 16, 2005Jeremy Boles says,
Amen! Boys can play volleyball and be cool. Unless you where the shown shorts, I guess.
Posted @ June 16, 2005Brad says,
Heeey! Easy on the Science Club there.....
Posted @ June 16, 2005Noah says,
*nudge numero dos*
Posted @ June 16, 2005Brad says,
Por favor Senor Futon!
Posted @ June 16, 2005hink says,
If you're loaded you can pull the strange no matter what your preferred sock cut is.
I think its the 8th circle, however, that addresses
·Barrators
·Fraudulent counselors ("Dude, your're getting a Dell!")
·Scandal mongers
·Falsifiers of metals, persons, coins, and words
· Wearers of Anklesocks
Tough break, Mickey. Your goin' the hard way.
Posted @ June 16, 2005Waylon says,
That picture brings new meaning to the term "dress for success".
Posted @ June 16, 2005hink says,
Postscript: Did anyone happen to catch the Ball-Cam on the Daily Show the other night?
Mr. Dell seems like he might be a fan of the banana hammock.
Posted @ June 16, 2005Noah says,
First we get the "mesh panties", and now we've progressed to the "banana hammock". Pretty soon someone is gonna offer up a pic of Dell in his Dental Floss thong.
Posted @ June 16, 2005Red Canary says,
PREDICTION:
Short ass shorts will come back in style before the end of the decade.
You heard it here first.
Posted @ June 16, 2005Noah says,
The earthquake a few minutes ago didn't scare me. Short ass shorts, now that scares me.
Posted @ June 16, 2005red canary says,
Want to be rich? Buy this: shortassshorts.com in a few years... when they fully come back in style. The money will be rolling in.
just a little investment tip from your friendly canary.
Posted @ June 16, 2005hink says,
How swift, the redeemer.
In my haste to reference Dante, I'd forgotten about this tit-bit from last month. It may not mean much to the Mac crowd, but to we Lunixipaths, 100M is a decent hunk o' scratch.
Posted @ June 16, 2005