June 22, 2005
IQ.

So I took this IQ test the other day. I'm not sure how I ended up on this site, but boy am I glad I did!

According to the Tickle site, my IQ is 144, as if that wasn't obvious to everyone... well, everyone except the Comment Killer (CK) from the previous post. But better than my %2.5 of the population score, was the description they associated with it. This is what Tickle's IQ Test labeled me as:

"Motherfuton, you are a Visionary Philosopher." (Oh, I like the sound of that!)

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways.

I guess they are talking about my, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...

Take the test and post your score and/or description; I'm curious to what other gem's are being dished out.
Post #79

Comments

Brad says,

I now realize I severely suffer from AADD. I struggled just to finish the registration page. Error here, input this there, la-de-friggin-da! I was about just jump out of my skin just by the first page of questions... Only to realize there were five more.

Does anyone want to go outside and play? I like blue. Cars go fast!!!!

Posted @ June 22, 2005

hink says,

Hinkerton, your Super IQ score is 133

The way you think about things makes you a Creative Theorist. This means you are a highly intelligent, complex person. You are able to process information of nearly every kind with ease, using both creativity and analysis to make sense of the world. Compared to others you also have a very rich imagination.

Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.

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On another note: How did this site know I live in Wissenhaasimgtomshike? Spooky.

Posted @ June 22, 2005

Ryan Sims says,

Simmy, your Super IQ score is 113

The way you think about things makes you a Concrete Thinker. This means your intelligence is grounded in a clear understanding of what is happening around you. In situations where others are confused, things are crystal clear to you. In addition, you have the unusual combination of strong verbal and numerical skills. You are able to solve equations and then use your verbal skills to explain those solutions to others.

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Please pass the Aleve. Someone? Brad? I like blue too.

Posted @ June 22, 2005

Noah says,

hink - You make that crap up about the 6 out of 1000, didn't you...

Posted @ June 22, 2005

hink says,

Yep. Here's my real results, verbatim of course:

Hinkerton, your Less-Than Stellar IQ score is 31

You are a Complete Asshat F*cktard.

Do yourself a favor and stay away from open flames and pointy objects. We shant be wasting an email soliciting you, for it is patently obvious you would probably hurt yourself with the mouse.

You missed question 32??!?! 32 was a gimme ffs!

Posted @ June 22, 2005

Adam Michela says,

... I can't even manage to get registered ... :|

Posted @ June 23, 2005

Waylon says,

Bah...I hate numbers.

Waylon, your Super IQ score is 100

Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.

The way you think about things makes you a Linguistic Architect. This means you are brilliant when it comes to language and words. You are also very good at understanding things on an abstract level. You are at your best when you put those two skills together to communicate new ideas and see how they fit into different contexts. You understand math and science on a gut level, even if the equations and science don't come as easily. You can use these skills to be a great communicator or to create a masterpiece.

How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Linguistic Architect? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Linguistic Architect. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.

Posted @ June 23, 2005

Noah says,

Ah, now we're getting somewhere. TWO of the Motherfuton readers are 6 out of 1000 people! I'll be a goat in a field.

Posted @ June 23, 2005

CK says,

Yes, me the comment killer...If only you'd apply that so called genius. Perhaps, READ so that you have the content to support the genius.

Just don't use that content to name your children.

-Savannah Johanna Maria Santiago

Posted @ June 23, 2005

Noah says,

Ah, killed the comments again...

Posted @ June 23, 2005

hink says,

This site is killing my productivity.

Posted @ June 23, 2005

Joshua says,

Joshua, your Super IQ score is 131

The way you think about things makes you an Intuitive Investigator. This means you have multiple talents and can do anything you set your mind to. You're able to detect numerical patterns easily and are able to grasp the true complexity of the world, both in its details and in a more abstract form. You've got a sharp logical mind and are adept at using words to get even a difficult point across. The combination of all these things makes you truly brilliant.

Posted @ June 23, 2005

finally got time to take the test says,

Futon, your Super IQ score is 147

Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.

The way you think about things makes you a Complex Intellectual. This means you are highly intelligent and have extraordinarily strong verbal and math skills. Compared to others you are a highly conceptual and complex thinker and are able to understand information in an abstract form. You also show great attention to detail. In fact, it's hard to find something you're not good at.

How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Complex Intellectual? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Complex Intellectual. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.

Find out which 3 intelligence dimensions you scored the highest on and how your IQ score compares to others in your personalized, 31-page Super IQ Report. It's ready right now!

Posted @ June 24, 2005

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