I noticed that when we are referencing famous folk, we always use their first and last name. For example, "Hey look, there is Brad Pitt". I often wonder, when Mr. Pitt is hanging with his hommies, dropping the 'raca', if his bro's are like, "Hey Brad Pitt, check this out. I'm kicking Paul Walkers ass in Tetris on my bluetooth iPod"; or something. I mean hey, I don't know. I don't even know if Brad Pitt and Paul Walker know each other, let alone hang out. Gosh.
Then I got to noticing all the reality shows on TV, and how perfectly normal people make complete idiots out of themselves (Paris Hilton excluded from this group, as her stupidity far surpasses that of the average citizen), just to be famous. So I contacted the Futon Lab for Studies of Things Unimportant or Socially Irrelevant (FLSTUSI), to run a study for me, the Futon, on how people can get to be famous without having to make idiots of themselves on TV.
The Futon Lab for Studies of Things Unimportant or Socially Irrelevant came back with the following:
When referencing said person with famous amibitions, call them by their first and last name.
From now on, you can call me Futon Sanchez.
Also, I wish my last name was Sanchez.
Sanchez Canary says,
I wish my name was Sanchez as well. Sanchez Sanchez they will call me. I would like to apply for a job at the FLSTUSI. What must I do?
Posted @ June 3, 2005Noah says,
Ah, currently we have no openings, as Unimportant or Socially Irrelevant things are few and far between. Wait, I forgot about France... email your application in!
Posted @ June 3, 2005